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Jun
5th
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(Bold) Storyline

I love soap operas.

I’ve never hid this fact. I watch All My Children with my boss, Bold and the Beautiful when I get home from work and As the World Turns on weekends. In high school I used to watch General Hospital (before it became a terrible, terrible show about the mob,) One Life to Live (when it was a beautiful show about race, class and gender struggles, which THANKFULLY it is getting back to) and Days of Our Lives (with my Nana - and for mindless entertainment.)

There are two reasons that today’s episode of B&B prompted me to create an entry about my soap addiction. 1) The casting directors deserve credit for casting Jacqueline MacInnes Wood as Taylor (Hunter Tylo) and Ridge’s (Ronn Moss) daughter Steffy.

B&B Steffy

Though you can’t totally tell from this picture, this girl is a dead ringer for what I think Hunter Tylo might have looked like as a teenager. From word one I TOTALLY buy her as Steffy Forrester. She’s even got similiar vocal inflection as Tylo. It even makes me forget that Steffy and Phoebe are supposed to be identical twins. It’s the soap universe…they’ll either re-write history or they won’t even mention it - doesnt matter - I’m excited to have Jacqueline around all summer.

2) Heather Tom shouldn’t have to wait until next Summer to get her Emmy. This whole Storm-kills-himself-so-Katie-can-live-on-with-his-heart storyline felt painfully contrived and forced when it was initially happening. Storm’s weird little decent into attempted murderer, stalker and eventual gun toting crazy was laughable to me and his weak attempt at redemption by actually killing himself in order to save his sister was not the direction I would have taken this plot, but shit if it hasn’t provided Heather Tom with simply some the best acted scenes I have ever seen on a soap. She is absolutely flawless.

Heather TomEQUALSEmmy award

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Observational Tennis

So the French Open is coming to a close and if you remember I selected Dinara Safina, Svetlana Kuznetsova, Jelena Jankovic and Ana Ivanovic as my final four ladies and after today’s quarterfinal round of competition I am batting 1000!  Good for me!  I still think the all serbian half of the draw is the toughest - both Jankovic and Ivanovic routed their opponents up until this point.  I’m still backing Ivanovic but I expect Thursdays semifinal to be some killer tennis.

On the men’s side I predicted Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic and David Ferrer.  I called 3 out of 4.  Ferrer fell this morning to France’s Gael Monfils.  I’m still backing Nadal here - I expect his match against Djokovic on Thursday to be amazing (sucks that I’ll have to miss it…why arent the semis being televised on ESPN or ESPN2?  WTF…the tennis network…do YOU know anyone with the tennis network?)

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(Wii) can finally celebrate!

So now that I’ve finally spread the word to most people with ears, it’s safe to blog about my. new. job!!!

I’ll be starting June 16th at Press Here Publicity (www.pressherepublicity.com.)  The agency is a top-of-the-heap indie music PR firm - just check out some of the bands on the roster, I mean, Arctic Monkeys, Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, Raconteurs, She & Him, Black Kids, Bloc Party, Interpol, Peter, Bjorn & John, Mos Def…it’s like the bands on my iPod got together and formed one super collective and asked me to represent them!

Now obviously I won’t be meeting Jenny Lewis my first day on the job or working the new She & Him record right out the gate - but jeez…what more could an aspiring super-publicist ask for.  I am primed to learn so much and work so hard…and it’s the kind of work I really thrive off of.  I keep thinking the annoying ring my cell phone/alarm clock emits at 8:30 every morning has got to be about 10 minutes away from ruining my best dream ever.

I finally got a hold of my Mom today and told her the good news.  She must have heard the ear-to-ear smile on my face when I left her the message because she said she figured it was either that I’d gotten a new job OR that I’d found a Nintendo Wii.  LOL.  Friends, I’m sure you’re aware with my 11 month odyssey to find that damn machine and in a wild twist of fate, that journey is finally ending too.  Madre happened to luck out and snag me a Wii up in Gloucester last week and, while she was waiting for the perfect moment to surprise me with it (and BOY would it have surprised me to find it at my doorstep one day) this is really the perfect time - my birthday is June 28th and I feel like i’m starting a new chapter of my life, it’s really exciting.

Now I just have to find a way to get it from Gloucester to Jersey!

this is about to be me:

Wii legos

Jun
4th
Wed
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Scotland Yard Gospel Choir - I Never Thought I Could Feel This Way For a Boy

SYGC Album Cover

Scotland Yard Gospel Choir first caught my ear this past winter when their song “Aspidistra” found it’s way onto my bi-weekly mix CDs. I think I first found them on My Old Kentucky Blog or WOXY or one of the blogs out there that invite up and coming acts into the studio for a live session. Crazy name aside, this band is easy to remember.

SYGC (because the full name is just too long to keep typing) are a chamber pop-meets-folk band with an uncountable number of musicians that contribue their uniqueness to the overall sound. They churn out little pop gems that set stuck in my head anytime they cue up on my iPod. But they aren’t from the British Isle (they’re from Chicago,) they have nothing to do with law enforcement (in fact they used to buy drugs as explained in “Aspidistra,”) and they sound less like a choir and more like a southern hoe-dwon, jam band.

Lead singer and songwriter Elia Einhorn crafts brilliantly inciteful and entertaining songs about drug rendevous and sexual identity and I suspect he has a whole lot more where those came from. These guys are DEFINITELY a band to watch out for.

Scotland Yard Gospel Choir

if you are SYGC (whoa!) or their people and you want the track taken down, just let me know and I’ll be happy to oblige.

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Jennifer Hudson - Spotlight

Spotlight single cover

Jennifer Hudson rocks my world. I can’t wait to hearing her debut album this fall, so when I found out she was about to put out her first single I got really amped. “Spotlight” is a mid-tempo, R&B track that finds J-Hud lamenting about being stuck in a relationship with a man that wants to keep her all to himself. The lyrics are nothing special, but it is pretty catchy just the same. The background “hoo-hoo’s” remind me of early, stripped down Whitney Houston. Hudson does a perfectly good job of getting across the emotion of the song, but I really wish she had sung it with a little more attitude. She should really be givin’ it to this man, telling him why she can’t stand to be under his thumb - but instead she’s just sort of complaining about it and letting it go…

I get trying to distance herself from the Effie White persona from Dreamgirls, and that if she came across too diva on this track she’d risk drawing comparisons, but frankly, the comparisons are going to come - and if her people wanted to avoid ‘em, they should have released an uptempo summer jam as the first single and bypassed the whole angry lover route all together.

Even without the passion I expect from Hudson, “Spotlight” is still a favorite track of mine right now because I simply love listening to her sing. Can’t wait to see what else her new album has in store on September 30th.

if you are Jennifer Hudson (whoa!) or her people and you want the track taken down, just let me know and I’ll be happy to oblige.

May
30th
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No one asked Top Ten (books)

Picked up my copy of the new James Bond novel Devil May Care on Wednesday and as I bury myself in it’s pages I started ranking my favorite original Bond novels:

The book covers below are from Penguin UK’s line of forthcoming reissues of the Ian Fleming hardcover novels:

10. The Spy Who Loved Me

TSWLM

9. Thunderball

TB

8. Live and Let Die

LALD

7. Diamonds Are Forever

DAF

6. Goldfinger

GF

5. Moonraker

MR

4. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

OHMSS

3. Casino Royale

CR

2. You Only Live Twice

YOLT

1. From Russia With Love

FRWL

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LOST (my patience)

I’m starting to really worry about LOST.

LOST is one of my favorite TV shows, but after tonight’s season finale (and last new episode of 2008!) I’m starting to get annoyed.  The questions raised to questions answered ratio is plummeting and with 38 episodes shouldn’t we, the loyal fans, be getting SOME answers?

OK, so we know the circumstances around the Oceanic 6’s homecoming, but we still don’t know why the O6 feel it necessary to lie to the world population other than “to keep those we left behind safe.”  WHAT?  The ones left behind are hidden away on an island that can be moved at will.  No one knows where there people are in the first place.

OK, so we know why Ben appeared in a Tunisian desert in a parka, with a wounded arm, expelling frosty breath…and we know when he moved the island, he also moved forward in time because when he arrives in Tunisia he sees Sayid on the TV…why does this revelation leave me feeling so meh?

and OK, we know (ish) how Jin died.  Although, does anyone really think Jin is dead?  Don’t you think we can’t really be denied another emotional reunion like we got tonight between Desmond and Penny.  But we don’t know why Michael saw Christian Shephard right before the explosion - but I do assume it has something to do with why Claire saw him shortly after her house was bombed by the mercenaries.

and GREAT, we know Locke is in the coffin, and that apparently he inherited Ben’s penchant for aliases…so now we get to mull all summer and fall about how Locke died and how, in some freaky Weekend at Bernie’s way, the O6 is going to return him to the island.

I was really hoping my theory about the coffin being filled with a total stranger would prove true when we found out about Jeremy Bentham.  My thought was that either Bentham would turn out to be a conspiracy crazed loon bent on proving that the O6 were lying about their story to the press or that Bentham would turn out to be a character with a tie to someone on Flight 815 that never quite believed all but 8 members of the flight died on impact and was determined to prove their loved one was still out there somewhere. 

My theory held that it might have been Mike Walton, Ana Lucia’s ex-partner, in that coffin.  Big Mike was clearly in love with Ana (as evidenced in the season 4 premiere when he was interrogating Hurley.)  After that creepy interrogation Mike would be convinced that there was more to Hurley’s story and started digging.  When he got close to the truth, Ben would dispatch Sayid to kill Mike.  No one but Jack would want to go to the funeral because to Kate, Sun, Hurley and Sayid he was nothing but a thorn in their side.  Jack would go, because he was hoping Mike would discover what they did, discover all about the island, and be the key to going “baaaack.”  But alas, I’m just spinning my wheels.

And so now the countdown is on to the series finale.  Let’s just hope season 5 sheds more light on answering all the dangling questions before my patience wears thin.

Here’s a swank recap of all the season 4 flash-forwards in chronological order:

 

May
29th
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The Ting Tings - Shut Up and Let Me Go

Ting Tings Album

When I first heard the Ting Ting’s “That’s Not My Name” in late 2007 I knew this pair was going to be special. I can’t get enough of this album. It’s just fun, peppy, upfeat, feel good music. Barely a ballad anywhere to be found and packed with irreverent lyrics and quirky subject matter, We Started Nothing is the perfect album to listen to as summer begins.

I have a feeling all of these tracks will wind up on this blog sooner or later. I picked “Shut Up and Let Me Go” to post first because of it’s prominence on the iTunes commercials. It’s not to say that all iTunes songs deserve to be super-hits, but I think this one does.

I suspect the Ting Tings put on a great live show. I’ll let you know after I see them at Bowery on June 18th. Tickets still available - join me?

1. Great DJ

2. That’s Not My Name

3. Fruit Machine

4. Traffic Light

5. Shut Up And Let Me Go

6. Keep Your Head

7. We Walk

8. Be The One

9. Impacilla Carpisung

10. We Started Nothing


if you are The Ting Tings (whoa!) or their people and you want the track taken down, just let me know and I’ll be happy to oblige.

May
28th
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Rilo Kiley - Silver Lining

Rilo Kiley cover

Rilo Kiley got a lot of flack in my circle of friends for putting out a CD like Under the Blacklight, but the more I thought about it, the more I think we were wrong. Since the release of More Adventurous I have been in love with Jenny Lewis’s mix of indie rock and alt. country and the dainty, cute, deeply longing tone in her voice. I went back and researched the band’s first two albums, and loved each of them equally. When UTB was released I was excited for new material, but worried that since the album had been recorded as the first in a deal with Warner Brothers, that it was going to be glossy, overproduced major label crap.

…and I was half right.

The album is definitely an overproduced mess - but the heart and soul of what made Rilo Kiley my favorite indie band in the land was still there. Jenny’s ability to write quirky, almost childlike lyrics that deal with real adult situations, Blake’s sexy, brooding guitar, and the band’s ability to write music that makes you want to smile and sometimes cry at the same time is still front and center.

I stand by my belief that if this had been released on Barsuk or Saddle Creek it would sound more “indie” or more “rilo” but ultimately they were trying to get their music out to a larger audience and took their tunes to a major…so what? As long as they don’t make another song like “Moneymaker” they’re still alright by me.

Watch the video (and look for Blake’s cute ass sitting on top of Jenny’s piano…awww)

if you are Rilo Kiley (whoa!) or their people and you want the track taken down, just let me know and I’ll be happy to oblige.

May
27th
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These United States - First Sight

TUS CD Cover

I have no idea how I first found out Washington, DC’s These United States, but I have been slightly obsessed with them ever since. The quick singing, yet easy to understand lyrics of “First Sight” will definitely be on every mix I make all summer long. Jesse Elliott is a talented songwriter, who crafts each song more like a story that you want to listen to over and over to make sure you’re not missing a single inflection along the way. I am clearly not the only one to have fallen for Elliott as he recuited over 30 area musicians to help him record the album from which “First Sight” is the title track, A Picture of the Three of Us at the Gate to the Garden of Eden. I missed their last NYC show, and they’re spending June in the United Kingdom, including playing sets at the Glastonbury Festival (WISH i was going!) but I’ll be waiting right here for them to return.

These United States
Check the lyrics for “First Sight” - no chorus (i LIVE FOR a great hook) and yet I’m addicited to every word:

“With her mouth making movements to introduce thoughts, I sat. Deafened by trust on the sofa across, quietly calculating the logistics of lust – of when unspoken things could then happen between us. And once all those were done, and we’d got through to love, we would shoot from the hip, reacting off of the cuff. Splitting up at the fork when the going got rough, with a plan for a point to rejoin on the road further.
Up our windows thin, where the ice carved its flowers, I would hold her, and let the wind beat back those hours. And then swaying in subway trains, clutching her dress, dependent on her balance. The walls were useless. While it’s alright to hold tight, please don’t try to hold on; because it’s a home run we hit, love, as it’s going. And gone. But then the world turned so fast it was astoundingly still.
And it must have been that moment made of midnight on the hill, right when the cataracts-ed alley cat spat back at the moon, thrown out into the nighttime. Nine lifetimes too soon, we had come such a ways and knew just what he meant.
There’s a picture of the three of us at the gate to the Garden of Eden.
You can get home, but you can’t get in; locks are like longing, an ever-changing thing. And keys are just clouds made of metal and spark. We knew exactly who we were, and yet couldn’t say quite who we still are. I saw it all happening in one grand epic sweep. From that first sight, we wouldn’t get to sleep for a week. Generations would follow the course that we’d charted.
From the sofa across, I couldn’t wait to get started.” First Sight

if you are These United States (whoa!) or their people and you want the track taken down, just let me know and I’ll be happy to oblige.